A tear stained e-mail

hi im seb im self conscious so i have 2 make a poll and pay people 2 vote for me for dat extra boost of confidence until i get home and cry and masterbate and wonder why im not as sleek and beautiful as you, psymon.


Oh weird Seb you sent me that e-mail ?
That's pretty sad.
):

lolol anyways I just wanted to remind everyone our SPECTACULAR CONTEST is still running.
Which was...guess what I was sucking on (like a week ago)

Prize was tubmaster. So here's some previous guesses which were wrong. So it's still up for grabs, losers.

Whisperer guessed: a Ring Pop
Desmedt and Airra and LaBeouef guessed: a lollipop
Oingo Boingo guessed: Ice Breaker Mints
Picaresque guessed: A rootbeer lollipop
Misfortuned guessed: Sour Keys
Creatize guessed: Seb's dick


BTW so sad I missed last nights escapade.
I was kinda busy with my women. you know how it is.

oh right, i guess you don't.