Today I (Sebastian) was chilling with my friends Julian ( Acquist ) , Jess (Fabulater) and Cody (luke-master).
We got on the topic of love & marriage.
Luke and Jess had been dating for roughly 2 years, so finally Luke decided to pop the big question.
They wanted me to be the priest, and Julian was the best man, flowergirl, and ring barrer.
We went to the chapel and all was going well, until chaos struck.
In came some ghetto bitch named Whisperer. I had no idea who tha hell she was but she was very angry at the wedding. Just as luke had said his lovely vows, Jessica seemed to have a confession.
She said,
"Luke, I have a confession.
I'm a chick...
with a dick."
needless to say the wedding was cancelled.
needless to say the wedding was cancelled.
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