Saturday, March 28, 2009

FUGLY PEOPLE.

So, its not like anyone CARES or KNOWS this person, but

X.Kett


IS A FUCKING IDIOTIC BITCH



And to make this clear,


a fucking idiotic bitch is defined as; someone who thinks they are the queen shit, because they kick someone out of a room. WOW GOODJOB. Not only that, it was in the gay les bi room, which is a room that has rules.


Here is the site which states the rules;
http://www.glbfabulous.blogspot.com/

Anyways, if you read it, it does state that the mods can't kick people just 'because' and before they kick they have to give a warning.

I walked in and X.Kett and another girl were talking about the end of the earth, etc. X.Kett kept blabbing on about how everything dies, everyone is doomed, etc, fair enough. The other girl stated that its true, but people need to live their life happy, and called X.Kett an emo, which she truly was being.

X.Kett decided that was too much heat for her and kindly kicked the poor, innocent babe.


THATS WHEN I STEPPED IN, Reminding her about the rules of the room. She turned on the tough act, bitching about everything possible and eventually just kicked me too.

I of course, didn't let it be, and went back in. The arguing continued for a bit, and then another Moderator came in, Chritori. He began to argue alongside X.Kett, thinking he was BOSS. You probably won't know him either, unless you recall the time when Notorious badass DARRYL decided to harrass him whenever he entered a room.

Anyways, I used to have this guy on msn, Chritori, and his ego is wayyy to big for the way he actually is. He's a stuck up pig, & thinks hes a god bless, when really he looks like some premature ape. It's sad really. Our little 'friendship' ended when one day he sent a mass out asking for credits, and then freaked out on me for not giving him any. LOOOOL.




In Conclusion, both are equally shiteous cankers.



Screenies anyone?
Click to enlarge.










This picture is just to prove to the owner what kind of baffoons are running his room.

Isn't it cute how they sit in their lil VIP area, so l33t!

SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE GOOD MODS OF THIS ROOM. ADAM :)


Monday, March 23, 2009

Sorry

Sorry for the lack of updates. I was busy for a bit with work and shit like that, and not A LOT has happened.
There has been some events though, so here's a brief list:


- sometime last week, habbos appeared with the real name of many of us. For instance, there was one named SebastionMondor (they couldn't make one with my properly spelled name cause someone already made one). Other people who had accounts made with their names: Sara (Exaggerations), Janelle (Wabbits), and Emily (Softest).

We all figured out it was Naomi aka Suiting, with the possible help of Steph (YummiIsBanned). How cute of them to take all that time to honour us. ^^ Thanks guys.

- Another 10 year old bitch was causing drama when she accused Darryl (Weezor) of being a girl in real life. This is astonishing as he has a webcam and I don't think any girl in their right mind would act the way he does -___- hahaha woman beater group. Anyways he set her straight and gave her some ground rules. She was very afraid and obliged to all he said.



That's all that has really happened.

By the way, 66 posts on the last blog? Haha.

Oh, and Kat aka Uk, Whisperer and Hello is quitting. Sob. Here's to you kat. <3




Tuesday, March 17, 2009

11 year old skanks.

Seb:
Sorry I haven't been updating...I've been working, busy, making out with psymon, yada yada, the same old routine.
So I don't know if anyone has noticed, but there is one habbo user who may even be more of a suck-up than Hixon himself. Does anyone know who I'm talking about? Well here's a few hints.



-She has posted on these blogs before, begging to be put on the 'Habbo's Most Awesome'.
-She is 11 years old.



YES!! CORRECT!! It's YummiIsBanned, also known as STEPH.



When I came onto my msn today for the first time in a awhile, I was bombarded with her constant messages of 'check your email'.

So finally, I do. And guess what I find? More pointless gossip from her, and about my own fucking FRIENDS. Heres the email she sent me:






Kay, so about yesterday, march 16, 2009, Pal aka .Rawr?... made
a dramatic exit.he claimed that he was quitting because Adrian was quitting, and
that there was so much e-beef.So he made a huge deal of him quitting, locked
himself in a room that said "feeling bad, dont come" and then went to random
rooms giving people his furniand made people feel bad for him and all this shit.
Then he leaves, i try haxing his account, but it doesnt work. later on i find
out he changed his password, only 5 minutes after "quitting" and he claimes to
have "logged on to say goodbye to people that were offline". Well, i have
various freinds that didnt get the goodbye message. He also stated that he might
come back next week. Too much drama for a week hiatus..There was tension between
Yummiisbanned, (Steph) Accubation, (Katie) and Phancy. (Nancy) Steph was mad at
Katie and Nancy for stupid reasons, and Pal decided to give Steph some dirt on
Katie that he claimed to have. He told Steph that Katie was anorexic and weighed
about 80 pounds at 14 years of age. Steph later found out that was a huge
rumour, and Katie and Nancy tried arguing in Pal's guestbook. Pal later locked
his guestbook and put up a note that said, why are girls jealous of me?!Will Pal
really return? If so, how will things go down? It seems he has a lot of haters.
Comment on your thoughts.uhm, seb. thats my MINI Article. you dont have to
copypaste all of it, but i hope you put it up :)




Wow.

So anyways, Steph knows that I'm Pal's friend and I tell her that. We start arguing and stuff because everyone knows how FUN it is to argue with prepubes, and finally she is begging for forgiveness again, probably because she wants to be so desperately on "Habbos Most Awesome."





Getting to the point though...The stories that Steph tells above are really really biased. I heard the other half of the story, and basically the fight started with Pal dropping a fucking ICM into his friend Adrian's (.Age-) room. Adrian freaked out for some WEIRD reason ( ... I dont get it, rly.)
But here is what he wrote on Pal's guestbook.



Eh...I'm actually friends with Adrian ( or was...I suppose) but seriously? This is really immature. Who the fuck cares, grow up. How can you get mad at Pal for spreading rumours about snitty girls when the person you're siding with is sending me shit on all of you?

Steph wanted to get gossip for this and I decided to see how far she would actually go to try to make the list, and she said she would get dirt on any of her close friends if I wanted her to. Nice eh?

Have your own opinions on this fight, but personally I'm hoping Pal comes back to Habbo.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Sorrry !

Psymon here.

Sorry for the in-activeness, I guess.


Been busy with my new women, work, living a social life PLUS I'm going to Italy in 9 days so y'know, been preparing for that. (:


I don't know what Seb's excuse is, maybe he's just lame.


Plus I'm sick so idk if I'll even get a chance to go on today PLUS my friend is coming over to write an essay on my computer since he's never heard of a library before.

k so peace out hopefully seb does SOMETHING around here,

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Habbo's Most Annoying

As you may have seen, I moved luke-master into a section of his own called "Habbo's Most Annoying". Many people wonder why he isn't on "Habbo's Most Hated".


Well the answer is that being on "Habbo's Most Hated." is actually an honour. The people on this list are actually respected but hated at the same time by many people. They have earned their position.


However, "Habbo's Most Annoying", is about being a follower, illiterate, pesty, oblivious, and seemingly retarded. They wish they were hated and try to be annoying to earn the spot, but really everyone just thinks they are a joke.


Heres some other things that I shall be exposing about Luke-master (Cody.)

- he thinks that girls like him, when really they just use him for his furni/respects. Kat (Whisperer) did this continuously, even though she and other people constantly told him she was using him, but he didn't care.


- he thinks hes some artist. He thinks his rollercoaster tycoon videos ( www.youtube.com/users/CodyBoyesProductions ) Is a work of art. He also claimed to be a great drawer on his blog ( http://www.codysconscience.blogspot.com/ ) but he showed Kat one of his drawings on webcam and it looked like a kindergartener's scribbles.


- he's admitted that he has no friends IRL, and they don't invite him anywhere...hmm, I wonder why.


- he claims not to be gay but this happened with Kat (she is on her spare account in these screenies)








Oh...and here is him on webcam for Kat...gorgeous...He's thirteen.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

A tear stained e-mail

hi im seb im self conscious so i have 2 make a poll and pay people 2 vote for me for dat extra boost of confidence until i get home and cry and masterbate and wonder why im not as sleek and beautiful as you, psymon.


Oh weird Seb you sent me that e-mail ?
That's pretty sad.
):

lolol anyways I just wanted to remind everyone our SPECTACULAR CONTEST is still running.
Which was...guess what I was sucking on (like a week ago)

Prize was tubmaster. So here's some previous guesses which were wrong. So it's still up for grabs, losers.

Whisperer guessed: a Ring Pop
Desmedt and Airra and LaBeouef guessed: a lollipop
Oingo Boingo guessed: Ice Breaker Mints
Picaresque guessed: A rootbeer lollipop
Misfortuned guessed: Sour Keys
Creatize guessed: Seb's dick


BTW so sad I missed last nights escapade.
I was kinda busy with my women. you know how it is.

oh right, i guess you don't.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Ewww

for some reason, some people cannot always see the blog or it appears black.
WEIRD.
But i think if you go down to the side of the blog where the archives are, you can click directly onto a post and see it.

Does that work for anyone?

Skeletor.

So Emphatic aka "Brandy" has decided to make a nice little response for me (by "little" i mean trilogy...try to stay awake during it ) , she even took a photo! I must say, the anorexia has definitely worked for her.

I replied on her "shoutout box" so you guys can check that out. Nothing epic.







Oh....and her boyfriend Tyler aka Jibbing definitely deserves better. I mean, sure she's lost the weight, but is she really that pretty? I dont think so. She even admits that.
Maybe I should seduce him? Drag him to the dark side? Haha


Heres the lovely exposed site for you all:



http://facesofcax.webs.com/

Drama in the Mcdonald's Kitchen

Seb:
Today I was hanging out with some friends in a McDonalds room.
Suddenly, chaos struck.

Actually, it started out quite bizarrely when Emphatic, aka "Brandy" kept saying "SEB MY SITE IS BETTER THAN YOURS".
I'm not sure what the fuck her site is, and I didn't care at all. Why would I argue on which site is better? Pointless. So I just loled and continued on as normal.
But then Kat (whisperer) decided to nicely point out that Gossipguys ACTUALLY IS THE BOMBBB.
Brandy, the psycho bitch:



She took this very badly and started to spaz on us both. When I intervened, Brandy said, "Pica, whoever you are, butt out!" When only moments before she KNEW my name was Seb! LOL.

The fighting grew to a whole new level. I have highlighted a main part of the argument below.


[Click to enlarge]




Oh, and a source exposed this picture of her:
hottt.














A Brother - or something more?

A new story has erupted from the depths of the case of whether or not ColaPepsi is actually Hixon.
Whisperer, my former e-girlfriend but now ex-e-girlfriend once claimed that they were the same person, but recently they appeared in the same room together talking at the same time.

The truth is that Hixon is actually ColaPepsi's brother.
He is one year older than ColaPepsi and claims to be '17'.
Am I the only one who can't see this? He can barely type. I'm saying hes 13 tops.
YummiIsBanned, aka Steph, who is only 11, can type and communicate way better than these boys.

Some other people have been saying that ColaPepsi and Hixon have had sexual relations, ehhh.
What do you think?

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Killer Thighs

This conversation was on msn with Buckle, aka Cassidy.

cassidy says:
seb i have panty butter
sebastian says:
oh really..o_o
cassidy says:
lick it up please
sebastian says:
cassidy, dont do this
cassidy says:
oh im moaningmoan moanuhhh
sebastian says:
you are deeply disturbed
cassidy says:
you're so hot, lick me up plz
sebastian says:
no, i dont want to
cassidy says:
but im so hot in the pants right now and i need you...please...
sebastian says:
sighh
cassidy says:
jk rowling



what should i do about this? please give me advice, friendly readers.

Hixon = COLAPEPSI

Seb here.

The truth behind desperate wannabe "ColaPepsi" has finally come out into the open.

I wasn't the only one who noticed less and less of his appearance in the habbo environment. Instead, there was this new habbo named "Hixon."
I had a fishy feeling about him from the start, and when I would p2k him in games he wouldn't even be phased. (desperate wannabe suckupish ways)
He was also delightfully nubbish. For instance, he couldn't spell 'coming' right and instead spelled it 'comeing' on his mission.

I feel very disappointed in myself that I did not make the connections immediatly, but thankfully my e-girlfriend Whisperer was very smart and showed me all of the proof I needed to be convinced.

This picture, although not a confession, definitely provokes great suspicion. Why is the subject [ColaPepsi might be lieing] again, he can't spell, and is very defensive about being on the list directly after ColaPepsi (which he probably added thinking his account would be deleted...nubs)

Anyways, here is the photo, make of it what you will:


Saturday, March 7, 2009

Psymon's Stupid Bitch of the Day Award

Hey. This is Psymon and my stupid bitch of the day award goes to Darryl (Weezor) and his little butt buddy, LaughTrack, who's so meaningless I don't even know his name.


As a gamer, we all like to have our little jokes and pranks on each other. But these two fuckfaces are the most ANNOYING, JUVENILE, PREPUBESCENT little fucks I have ever had the displeasure of being in a room with.

Guaranteed if I saw them on street, I would drop kick those muthafuckas.


They lie, cheat, make up excuses, demand redos, and bitchbitchbitch. Yeah, reminds me of me, when I was 12.

SO, they get my Stupid Bitch of the Day Award, and congratulations on making it a double, you son of a bitches.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Got Beef?


It's come to my attention of the battling beef between our gamers Jav and Steph (YummiIsBanned, or something). The duo first caught my eye in a Name That Singer, where they were openly cussing out at each other.

When I asked Jav about the situation, he claimed it was all because he showed her his picture, and asked for hers in return, and got 'no' for an answer.

Sounds fishy, and I know fishy. (been around seb on his period)

Is it a lovers quarrel? Black mail of nudes? Or perhaps something deeper?

MORE ANGELS!

While busily advertising the site as usual, two more angels came tumbling from the sky in a break of clouds and a beam of white light. They graced me with their generosity and HALLELUJAH I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT.

Anyways, I'd like to thank the sexy Womanizur (Ryan) and the very eager Creatize (Eddie) for blessing our advertising room with furni to keep a flow of traffic !!
THANKS FELLAS. Gossipguys heart you.


If you'd like to be an angel, come and donate some junk to the GossipGuys Furni4Respects advertising room, located via Vaccine.

Peace out nukkas, I'm going to the casino to sin !
-PSYMON.

A Dying Habbo Walks Among us

We all knew something had to be wrong with Crankk. when we saw her picture, but we didn't think it would be this bad.

Is Crankk. dying?
What type of STD does she have exactly?
Did she contract this STD from TootyApex?

The details surrounding this horrifying story still remains a mystery.
All we can know for sure is this screenie that Luwam, Labeouf trusted in our site.





-Sebastian

FAKE?!?!

There has been wide speculation regarding the Habbo user, "JENNiiFER," and her legitability.Normally seen in 'The Welcome Lounge' or on the gaming floor, she is fairly commonly known and seen.







However, recent news has spread that she is INDEED fake. A brawl occured in the Welcome Lounge where user, "TakeItEz" revealed the blunt and honest truth behind JENNiiFER,.


The Facts:






• JENNiiFER, claimed that she does go on cam, but when asked for her to go on and prove herself, she refused saying that she got rid of her webcam.



• She had an opportunity to meet up with someone on habbo, agreed, but quickly ditched the plans.







She spreads this photo around, claiming it to be her, but what doesn't make sense is that she lives in Montreal and claimed to know people from a school called "Options."
TakeItEz, who was familiar with this, questioned WHY JENNiiFER, would even know people from this school since everyone who goes to it is physically, mentally disabled or has learning disabilities.
Is JENNiiFER mentally disabled or physically disabled? Is she faking her photo to fit in?




VVVVVVVVVVV FAKE VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV FAKE VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV FAKE






A message to JENNiiFER, :
We, as Habbos, are very willing and able to accept your differences. Please show your true self. (Mentally disabled?)

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Angels Among Us

Seb and myself have been brain-storming ideas to get the word of our wonderful site across.

So I did a Furni 4 Respect with our site plastered everywhere.


But, it only became truly successful when two angels touched down from Heaven. They are
Nicole (DinoSour,) and Shawn (wholedamnshow) They graced me with their generosity, and with that, the room was a hit.

I thank them. <3

Crankk. EXPOSEDD

Seb:

Crankk. was being a bitch as usual so the only logical thing to do was to expose her at last.
I got this picture from a reliable source.
Shes pretty hot, in psymons opinion.






Oh, and proof:


PSYcedelic Contest

That's right.

Time for a lil ol' fashioned ol' canadian fun contest.


First to correctly guess the answer will win, oh, a dicemaster I guess.


REMEMBER BITCHES,

You'll have to add me as a friend and send me an instant message with your guess!
Only one guess.

I'll start with an easy question this week. First person to guess correctly wins, but if no one guesses within a few days then you can smd.

QUESTION:

What am I currently sucking on?


Could be anything! Like...Seb's dick. (nawt)

Psymon's Stupid Bitch of the Day Award

Hay, I'm Psymon.

And my Stupid Bitch of the Day Award goes to iKimmy.



While dominating a game of Name That Singer as usual, I- (Seb was probably checking out the gay category on RedTube.com) nice as always, did a last to stand. Some hoe got last, and then burst into a fit of hysterics, claiming Seb and myself to be scammers with the host.

Of course I told her to PEACE OUT but of course the little slut kept coming back, screaming crazy antics and causing a scene. Needless to say, she's been dubbed STUPID BITCH OF THE DAY.



Click for bigger picture!

A Dying Wish

Seb:

Today my dying wish was to play a game of Name That Singer.
But alas, when I showed up, the door had been shut.
By some random miracle, the door opened for me.

It was this man's doing:

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The Old days.


Ian (Harlot!) came online today.
It reminded me on how much i missed the good ol' days
From left: Angry guy: Brad (Bourne) , Seb (Picaresque.) , Keegan (kegx) , Girl on shoulders: Diana (Subway) , Guy below her: Psymon (Vaccine. ) , guy saying everyones name...Waleed? I think? haha , Yellow ribbon guy: Jason ( Portmanteau) , Stoner guy: Josh ( Bible ) , Fatty with green hair: Kyle, (Coolman126) , Ian (Harlot!) , Lily ( Lilykins ), Sam (goofydevil92)


(CLICK 2 SEE WHOLE PIC)

AWESOME

A Ceremony Gone Wild

Today I (Sebastian) was chilling with my friends Julian ( Acquist ) , Jess (Fabulater) and Cody (luke-master).

We got on the topic of love & marriage.

Luke and Jess had been dating for roughly 2 years, so finally Luke decided to pop the big question.

They wanted me to be the priest, and Julian was the best man, flowergirl, and ring barrer.


We went to the chapel and all was going well, until chaos struck.


In came some ghetto bitch named Whisperer. I had no idea who tha hell she was but she was very angry at the wedding. Just as luke had said his lovely vows, Jessica seemed to have a confession.



She said,


"Luke, I have a confession.

I'm a chick...

with a dick."







needless to say the wedding was cancelled.



OrangeTomatoes STRIKES AGAIN!


We all knew he was gay, but into incest too?!
(Click for closeup.)




This occured only moments after OrangeTomatoes had seen the site.
After being ridiculed by several people in the room, he was lashing out at everyone and everything and let this little secret slip.
oopsy?

Wow, Just Wow.

It's sad how desperate some habbos are.






OrangeTomatoes- GAY FOR ME?!









SEB HERE



Recently I was playing a "Name That Singer" in Crankk.'s room ( yes , cousin of tootyapex ) . All was well until the game began and as I looked over the room, I had the unpleasant surprise of seeing several fobulars and pre-pubbos (pre pubescent habbos) in the room. These habbos were OrangeTomatoes and ColaPepsi.
ColaPepsi, notoriously noobish and a follower of many, didn't seem to be much of a problem. It was only moments before he was sucking up to everyone, including me.

Anyways, getting to the main story. OrangeTomatoes of course picked me when he won, so I handled it by p2sing, no crime in that correct?

However, as the game progressed, OrangeTomatoes began to REV. I was beginning to get a fishy feeling, that he was perhaps very upset about something more extreme.
I soon got my answer: (CLICK IMAGE FOR PROOF.)





So there you have it. OrangeTomatoes has some serious hots for me.
I suggest this to him..:

Tootles everyone!















Monday, March 2, 2009

a new era has began.

Welcome to GossipGuys, with your boyfrans Seb (Picaresque.) and Psymon (Vaccine.)

Here to dish all the dirt on the hablebrities and the not so e-famous on Habbo.ca
From scandalous scammers, latest gossip, and pictures that should have been burned.


Bitches, you better watch your backs because you never know when we could be lurking. (:



HAVE GOSSIP?
DISGUSTING PHOTO OF SOMEONE?
We'll post it.