InJustice At Its Worst

PSYMON.


There is alot of hate and rudeness in this world, and it just so happens I've fallen prey into the trap of IN JUSTICE.


My dear friend Seb is no stranger to the Gay Bi Lesbian room owned by the fabulous Breton, and he tells me of this boy, Chritori , or as his friends like to call him 'Clitoris Chris', who has been constantly harassing and kicking him from the room!

I approached him nicely and asked why he would do such a thing when I carelessly and accidentally clicked the door! When I returned there was a lot of talk that Chris kicked me, who is known for this, but I was too timid and embarrassed to come forward with the truth.

When I approached him again he said some very rude thing and began kicking me, Seb and my LOVELY GENEROUS FRIEND, Kat. For no reason! I tried to explain this to Breton but Chris had corrupted him to believe I was doing it by myself!


Well here is the proof from Chris's own spermy mouth.



I'm innocent, as usual, but I was un-fairly banned from the room! For what? Support the gays and their rights. With so many homophobes in the world, you think people like me would be welcomed with open arms. But no, not on this cold hearted day.

Kett Exposed.

Kett, aka bitch of the gay room.

http://www.nexopia.com/users/XkeltX/


Her nexopia. She looks butch.

PSYMON.


^ Seb insisted we must use these now to decipher who's who. ALSO I should have copyrighted my Stupid Bitch of the Day award as he snatched it from me. (:

Anyways onto the main event.




It has come to my attention a reply to my blog that I posted about 20 years ago. I forgot what's-his-face existed, but someone brought me the link to his reply!

http://www.habbo.ca/groups/22176/id/discussions/24411/id/page/1

There it is folks, he also went to the trouble to reply it to the blog too, how delicious.

FIRSTLY, I'm THRILLED you actually went out of your way to reply to my adorable blog, which I do for entertainment purposes, not because I actually care about your life. If anyone strutted around like that, mark my words I'd write about it. So don't think I have some sort of gay crush on you because I choose to address you, AWHH. I was so ecstatic when you broke your own commandment of never posting on the forums again to reply to little ol' me, I must be like l'Oreal cause I'm worth it. (:

SECONDLY, I don't think one can talk about 'individualism' while only speaking about how great they are. Let us consult dictionary.com.
hem hem.

1. a social theory advocating the liberty, rights, or independent action of the individual.


I don't recall hearing about ANY OF THOSE THINGS in your blog? All I could hear was 'I'M THE MOTHER EFFING BEST AT EVERYTHING, EVERYONE BUT ME SUCKS, I'M THE NEXT HITLER,'

Maybe you should correct yourself and talk about 'YOUR' individualism, which doesn't seem like it anyways, it's just alienating yourself from everyone by sounding like a d-bag. You state things like 'you don't rely on depending on anyone else cause it's WEAK'
Sorry I don't see nothing about InD!viDUUULISSSUMMMM there. You bring up random things like borrowing or asking for Habbo furniture, which you don't do which makes you some sort of heroic individual? Er NO it just means maybe you're hard working because you get it yourself.
And bitching how you're an individual because you don't seek help? This is called INDEPENDENCE do we need to call about Dictionary.com again so you can get this straight? If you wanna blog, go ahead. Just make sure your on topic instead of jumping all over the place carrying the wrong idea the entire time.


Basically to sum myself up, you may CLAIM you're an individual but the only thing you're REALLY doing is bitching about WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO. EVERYONE BUT ME DOES THIS EVERYONE BUT ME DOES THAT. I'm pretty sure millions of other people are JUST LIKE YOU but they're not enough of an asshole to go proclaiming it like they're Jesus.

Like you just need to calm down. The only thing different about you is your genes. Everyone is alike. Everyone has the same traits. There is NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT YOU. So stop thinking you are.



ALSOOOO, to quote you,

"I've been recieving pages of posts and someone even bothered to make a thread directed at me. Bless their soul... <3"

Uh, isn't this what HALF of YOUR threads are about ? Bitching about the actions of others? So forgive me if I detect some hypocrisy.
In addition,

"Yes I am superior to the players of Habbo, but not because I say I am, but because I truly believe I am"


Well all Jews and Blacks should burn in hell ! I truly believe this.


(no actually I don't)

But just because you THINK something, doesn't mean it's RIGHT. You can go ahead and think that all you want, but stop forcing it down on everyone like it's a religion. A Jorsian religion that's what it is. With a bible of the Stow Storm icon on it.

You're entitled to your opinions as I am and as Brad Pitt is. But no one wants to hear how great you are. How AWESOME you are. Cause you're not. You're some kid in grade 10 who has yet to see anything in his life time and learn some wisdom, and there's nothing special about you. I don't care what yo momma says, you're average.




In conclusion, don't even bother claiming I have no life. I do this for entertainment purposes like I mentioned. You're the one who writes 80 of these a day.

I don't hate you, you're just really annoying and need to get yo shit together. I know you probably pull everything you write out of your ass cause you like the drama and attention and publicity.

but u know what.

SO DO I.

pce xoxo
gunna go see the hangover!!!!!

Reale Vrs Jorsian.

Seb:

Good afternoon Gossip Guy readers. A rising issue has been circling Habbo's gaming rooms between user Reale (Rush) and jorsian (Jordan), and it is now become more heated than ever. I've decided to take it into my own hands to figure out what the underlying issue is between the two. We start the investigation with an interview with Reale, followed by an interview with jorsian. Read and review each interview before YOU make the decision of who is crazy and who is c-c-c-COOL.

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< Q: What was the cause of the fight between you and user Jorsian? How did it start and what has happened?

Reale Answered:
K .. it started with his individualism post and what not so i commented on it and he didnt reply then later on he wrote on my gb saying "Rushie, I read what you wrote on my page and it was really mean. I'm not going to respond because I know that it will just start a huge fight. I know that you're just mad that I'm up against you in the prom but that's just how it is." and i wrote back sayin..
"Okay jordan im sorry if i worded it the wrong way and came on too strong what i meant is Im telling it like i see meaning the way you act is the way im responding ... so lets just ignore eachother and we will both do fine."
and he said, "There is no, "like it is", you don't know me. No one on this hotel knows me. The person you see playing revenge is just a fake. I just act nice so that I can blend into the crowd. I've been an outcast among others on this site for years but I have finally learned why people try to conform to the system. I have a real personality, and it might even differ from yours, but that doesn't mean it's incorrect."
It continued on back and forth, and well basically he's like you said we should ignore eachother and you keep saying stuff infront of my face and im like ye ik i cant keep my words in so you take them in and he's like saying shit about how he's better than me at everything and all that shit.

Q: Okay so, with all that in mind, were you friends with jordan before this fight?

Reale Answered:

Not really, we barely talked and shit, but wayyyyy back we were friends. He's like fking changing and shit, maybe puberty hit? idk.

Q: I see, well talking more about how you feel about Jordan directly, If you could choose an animal for Jordan to be, what animal would that be and why?

Reale Answered:

Okay I choose a rat because they are fast but they are sloooowww at the same time... they fall for all the traps and they are tremendously annoying.

Q: Alright, makes sense. And for the final question; What would you rather: Be forced to be t-bagged by Jordan while he plays snowstorm, or make out with your mom and put it on youtube?

Reale Answered:
EWWW. UGH I GUESS THE FIRST ONE BUT ID KILL HIM AFTER.

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Seb:

Alright, to everyone's pleasure, it is now time to begin Jordan's part of the interview! Time to find out what he's really about, and to allow him to tell his side of the story. JOY TO THE HEAVENS.

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Q: So go ahead and tell your side of the story; how did this fight start, did you feel she started it or was it mutual? How did it progress and do you think it will end anytime soon?

Jorsian Answered:
As Reale responded in her interview it started with my thread on individualism. She responded with something very uncalled for, before she responded with that I thought we were friends but after that I knew that what I was experiencing was work of the devil. As she says the fight did continue on our guestbooks and it even became worse when the yearbook came around. You see, we were running for the same position (Best dressed female) and she didn't like how I was getting more votes than her so she kept telling me how much my outfit wasn't worthy of the position. I felt like she had changed completely, and then just yesterday what really topped it was when Reale and I were in a Haunted Hotel game. Of course, I was in the final three with Reale and Luwam and she started making comments about me. Calling me a fag and other shocking words. I tried not to pay any attention but before you knew it I was fighting back. Eventually she couldn't hold it in anymore and kicked me from the game. That really shows how much of a poor sport she is. In conclusion she has started this fight and hopefully she will end it by apologizing, but I'm not holding my breath. If she wants to continuing exhibiting this immature behaviour I will continue as well.


Q: Hmm, interesting to hear both sides. What do you now honestly feel towards Reale? Is there still a friendship lingering inside, or just pure annoyance?

Jorsian Answered:
There is no friendship beyond the exterior of what you have all been seeing. What I have said infront of the Habbo regulars is exactly how I feel. To put it as lightly as I possibly can I would describe her as a sack of shit. ;)

Q: Mm, light indeed! So I'm sure you know what other habbos have said about you and your many talents and skills (our own fellow blogger even!). Can you answer some of the questions that all of us habbos surely are wondering; What would you say is the #1 thing that you are better than everyone at? Will this skill help you to take over the world someday? Will you be a member of the Illuminati? Are you already?

Jorsian Answered:
Well, if theres one thing I can do better than anybody else it's arguing! There's not one person who could make me eat my words as of yet. If you mean what am I better at on this sepcific site it would be the game snowstorm. I'm not saying that I am the best, but when you add up all my skills and all of the skills of another person, I would have far more. I've had experience within every area of this site.Well I don't have taking over the world marked on my calendar. It's not really one of my goals. I think I'll settle with taking over the Habbo world first. :)

Q: Hah, alright. To be fair, I'll give you the same question that I gave Reale. What animal would you pick her to be? And why?

Jorsian Answered:
I would pick Reale to be an elephant. I think an elephant would really hit her physical appearance spot on if we were to see her. She also acts a lot like an elephant - dumb AND slow!

Q: And for the last question, what is your comment on her choosing to t-bag you while you play snowstorm over making out with her mother? Does that turn you on a bit? Secret fantasy?

Jorsian Answered:

Well I'm not sure how she could T-bag me online... but I guess that's what SHE receives enjoyment from. I definitely do not.

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Seb:

Thanks to both Jordan and Rush who cooperated and now its up to the readers to determine the truth :)

pce out

loserz

Seb:





Hiya all. Guess what time it is ? Time for this week's bitch of the week!



I wouldn't be surprised if you have NO clue who this is, they appeared one day and have already performed enough douchery to make it to this spot!





MAFFLE!


Maffle decided to start "beef" in Ahmed aka Holmes' DYP game against mainly Luwam aka Labeouf aka Labeouf=banned.


After doing some digging, I managed to get a rather exclusive photo of him!! Don't enjoy this too much.

gorgeouz.

No offence, you're fucking crazy.

Psymon:

http://www.habbo.ca/groups/22176/id/discussions/22933/id


This has been brought to my attention.
Ah..Jorsian. aka Jordan. A VERY intriguing topic indeed!

It's basically the most fucking hilarious, craziest thing I have HEARD FOR AWHILE.



For those of you who don't want to read it, this strange fellow basically bitches about
'CLIQUES' and what an AWESOMELY SUPREME INDIVIDUAL HE IS !


You wouldn't believe the huge response blog I wrote...but then I decided against posting it.


CLEARLY Jordan is in some sort of strange emotional pain and his only relapse is Habbo, how tragic. I don't want to further upset this young individual, who flails screaming and projecting tears when he loses a game of Snow Storm. Imagine his reaction to this.

He has no life but to be waaayyy too into himself and while this 13 year old is busy trying to sound more mature beyong his years using words he learned on the back of his Honey Nut Cheerios, he ends up sounding like a complete douche. Trying to be an individual? You're coming off as an unwanted, un-approachable freak. And maybe that's fine with you. But this is a SOCIAL site. I don't wanna see...people...like you clogging up everything with your weird negativity and constant slander of how SUPREME and AWESOME you are.

You bitch about OH THE FORUMS ARE FOR DISCUSSION BUT YOU RUINED IT, BUT I'M CLOSING THE THREAD SO YOU CAN'T DISCUSS.

I had deleted several paragraphs but here I am ranting already! I could go on and on about this boy who I once thought was decent. But he's just a sad, pathetic little person.


also lol :

Individualism [Blog Post #2]
24-May-2009 (4:49 PM)

FTAO TJFFK
24-May-2009 (4:17 PM)

I am leaving these hate filled public forums once and for all. I've never seen so many god damned trolls in all my life. You people feed off of your own energy. People like me are why you exist. This is my final public forum post EVER. I have no need for your pointless dribble it is merely holding me back.


Pretty sure you bring on the hate, Jordy!
And our pointless dribble is holding you back from what, your life on Habbo?
Never seen so many trolls? Check out /b/ cutie!

Serioussssllyyy. I could go on and on on but I mean, Habbo isn't my life. That's why -I- blog maybe a few times a month a best. not 17 times a day.

Psymon to leave Habbo?

Okay I'm not QUITTING but something is seriously fucked with my Habbo and it's making it hella annoying and nawt fun to play.


1) I can't play my adored games. Seb used to constantly get furious with me cause I was always in the WL playing SS or BB. Now I CAN'T ! And it 's terrible! I can't join games, it doesn't show existing games on the joystick icon and I can't create them either!


2) I get flooded ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Everytime I enter a room, I can't preform my greeting duties as I get flooded after speaking about, 2 words. I'm not even kidding. It's fucking ridiculous.

3) I can't stalk people. I'm soooz lonely and left out cause I don't know where anyone is! IT'S BUH,BUH,BULLSHIT!!


Anyways YES all these things are very annoying and pestersome and I don't seem much point in the game since I can't enjoy it hardly so hopefully this fixes itself soon.


ps. I also tried playing SS on .com. Didn't work.
Also re-downloaded Shockwave Player AND Javascript. No results.


Can Habbo really be the same without me, despite the fact I'm not on very much cause I'm awesome like that?

I think not.

SparkleTheCutie - BICURIOUS

I always knew that Cam, also known as SparkleTheCutie had a lil crush on me. It was so cute when he finally admitted it :) But he went a lil far.

See for yourself; click to enlarge.

Creatize aka Eddie, EXPOSED.

Today I decided to do some digging on certain habbos.
After many long hours of tedious searching, I managed to find a little video that one of our habbos made.
It was Eddie, also known as Creatize's video.
In this video you will see who Eddie truly is.

Here it is;
enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBNOkGsI47E

viets also known as "Sandy" Exposed.

Do you know viets also known as Sandy?
Many people do.
But not many people know who she truely is.
She asked me to make this blog to show people her beautiful/sexy self.
Enjoy.

click to see full pic.

Secrets of a Gay Man revealed

So a lot of you probably find the stories concerning me told by Sebastian QUITE amusing. Well guess what. THEY ARE FALSE, MALICIOUS LIES!

I am not POOR. I don't get high EVERY DAY. And I didn't sell my cat for drug money! SHE'S SLEEPING ON THE COUCH RIGHT NOW OKAY? And also the one time I puked at his house he claims it it was neon pink. This is false. It was neon orange.

Ok if you didn't know Seb was telling alllll the mean stories about me which he's probably gunna post next!

Anyways, here are some VERY TRUE stories about Seb.


1) When Seb was a child he was terrified of a cup with a picture of a smiling duck on it. NO JOKE. Actually terrified.

2) Seb cried when his mom didn't let him go to the Billy Talent concert with me. I got to go, of course.

3) Once I had myspace but Seb's mom didn't allow him to have myspace (he was like 12) so he went on mine. But I was like FUCK THAT I LIKE PRIVACY so I changed my password then Seb started blackmailing me if I didn't give him my password he wouldn't get me an Underoath ticket!!!!

4) A few summers ago we were at my friends cabin and me and seb were in the room above the garage but he got all scared cause the 'spiders' and 'bugs' so we had to go back into the main cabin LOOLOL. He always is the little bitch women making me kill bugs and icky things.

5)Last year we were playing beach volleyball and I threw a grasshopper at Seb and he screamed and got mad at me and didn't play anymore.

6) Once I took my friends camera to school and I followed Seb into the bathroom and I put the camera over the top of the door and took a picture of him taking a dump and he bursts out all screaming and CRYING and made sure I deleted the pictures even though you couldn't see anything. SELF CONCIOUS?

7) Once in grade 8 my other friend lost a pair of my pants and I KNEW he lost them so Seb took HIS side when I was like UM HE LOST THEM and they didn't believ me and there was a big fight and guess what> HE FOUND MY PANTS! So seb looked like a huge loser when he should have been on my side and looked cool LMAO

8)Once I found Seb's journal and it was about in grade 5 or 6 and he was talking about his friend who fell on the monkey bars and got slightly hurt, like a scraped knee. But she's a drama queeeeeen...anyways this is what he wrote:
so and so fell off the monkey bars today and got hurt. Was I really about to lose my best bud?
LMAFO HOW RETARDED CAN U BE.


9) Seb had a lil boyfriend in grade 8 or something and he dumped him cause the bf wouldn't kiss him like DO IT URSELF.

10) Once Seb came over and he farted really loud in my bathroom and then I was like.
"I heard you"
and he started screaming with laughter cause he didnt know I was near by.


Ok this is a special moment me and Seb had. Once we were having a sleepover...this was like last summer. So we were talking before we go to sleep (we always do) and we were talking and getting all deep and Seb started crying because alot of my friends treated me like shit and he was sosoosos sad for me that it affected him that much and I started crying and yeah I'll never forget that moment!

Just Another Bitch From The Block

Another blog about my hatred for people who 'rev' in games.

Here's how it started:
I came into a FF room, eager and quite excited to play! However, eKissing was in the room and she was arguing with a pomlong. All eKissing could say was "You are the weakest link- goodbye." I have to admit, the pomlong was eKicking her ass. The owner "annaa." took this bitch eKissing's side and kicked the pomlong. Once the pomlong was gone, eKissing addressed the room, "See what happens with you mess with me? So dont." All smug and 'tough.' I thought this was quite funny and as Nancy (Monomania) and Rush ( Reale), entered the room, I told them the story and they were amused as well. She got mad at us for mocking her and threatened us with, "You shouldn't have done that in this game. I'm gonna rev you all."
This of course boiled my blood REAL GOOD so I decided that if she wanted to play dirty, so would I. Me, Rush, and Nancy all team-traded her through the game. She lost, and decided to rev me ( as seen in the LOVELY screenie. )
Rush p2p for me since im still poor from my perm (THANKS RUSH!!) and the next round commenced. eKissing lost again and continued to bitch about my trading to the owner. I was kicked, so I came back and we were all freaking on the owner so she kicked eKissing too LOL.
Anyways, Rush won the game. GOOD GOIN!!

[click to enlarge and see the magic]

Rise from the Dead

Yeah, guess what, IT'S ME.
PSYMON.
THAT'S RIGHT.

I hear there's been a lot of bitchin' about my lack of commitment to the site, well let me tell you a lil sum sum.

THERE'S LIKE. NO DRAMA.
I HAVE A LIFE.


that's..really it. So I decided to re-new my love for the site and TRY and find some gossip.
Mostly just Brooke and Nancy being whores or something...which isn't news to anyone. ): LOLOL.



Fine, I'll have another SUPER CONTEST !!!!


Question.

What am I eating for supper?



winner gets uh...tubmaster.

A BLESSED EVENT

Today at around 10:00 pm a game began...and it was a game like no other

it was

ChineseNoodle's game of SHOUT IT OUT.

Normally I hate shout it out but this was beyond any experience I've ever had.
I beat notorious bad boyz TRAVIS and DARRYL.

That's right.

And it was all thanks to ChineseNoodle, the greatest host in the universe.

This is him.







He gave me HC.
I'm so poor.

The Most Tragic Loss

The unthinkable has occurred.

My beloved account, Picaresque., has been PERMED!

I am shattered. It's stupid because I've never had a 30 day or anything, just BOOM PERM.

The thing I will miss most about the account was my l33t clothes, my xmas room, and the rep!

Anyways, my new account is Metronomes
Add me cause I have like 4 friends so far. YAY. Also donate.

I just realised there has been no posts in so long. Blame psymon.

Personal Hygene

People should keep themselves nice and clean - for the world's well being.

That is all.

Click to enlarge.

Spazzing 101

Anyone who has played habbo long enough soon realizes that PKR is lame to have in a game to begin with, and even if PKR is an option, YOU DON'T REV.



Why?

1.) People who rev are sore losers - why not p2s and just win with your skill?

2.) It's pretty unfair to rev someone just because they were winning



Anyways, I was in Ahmed's (Holmes.) revenge, when suddenly some bitch named !Samtaro comes in the room. She reved Jordan (jorsian) and a fight broke out. Everyone was of course against !Samtaro, who seemed to think everyone in the room were losers for coming on habbo. She also flipped out on Annie (OingoBoingo) when she kindly pointed out the rules of rev.




I hate this. Why do people who COME on habbo harrass other people about going on? Talk about being a hypocrite. I give full props to my friends IRL who bug me about it, but people who actually play and then tell other people they have no life? Wow.



In soon time !Samtaro realized her wrongs and was begging for forgiveness, what a sad little girl.





I recommend this book for her ;

My New Gay Lover

Okay so recently I was on Habbo late at night as always, partying it up with all the cool kids, and I happened to be in a room with Kegx and Emphatic - YES!! BRANDY!!


Okay anyways, what happened was we realised our undying love for one another and she sucked me off a little.

Now that me and her are friends, I would like to confess that I obviously faked her photo- BWAHAHAHA. This is her. SUPER.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

pce out ezzz

-seb

TRICKED U ALL

If you didn't figure it out, the last post is a joke.
APRIL FOOLS DAY!
pal is actually actually a boy. :)
ahdhdsdihssa

Pal - Paulina?

A story like this hasn't graced our blog for awhile.

Last night when I was talking to my friend Pal, I could tell he was very nervous about something. I kept bugging him about what it was, and it took him about 2 hours to reveal that he had been keeping a secret from us this whole time.

What is the secret you ask? It is indeed, that Pal is not Pal at all, in fact he is actually a GIRL. From now on, I will of course use 'she' as awkward as it feels.

She claimed that she wanted to pretend to be a guy because they get more attention on Habbo, and that she thought people would take her more seriously as in singapore, girls are often ignored/disregarded.

I'm not sure how I feel about this, as we all knew Pal's personality and since that hasn't changed, perhaps this whole thing isn't as big as deal as it seems.

She also informed me that she is going to send out a message to everyone sometime today about it, but I am writing this blog because I simply /must/.

Next time Pal, don't lie.

FUGLY PEOPLE.

So, its not like anyone CARES or KNOWS this person, but

X.Kett


IS A FUCKING IDIOTIC BITCH



And to make this clear,


a fucking idiotic bitch is defined as; someone who thinks they are the queen shit, because they kick someone out of a room. WOW GOODJOB. Not only that, it was in the gay les bi room, which is a room that has rules.


Here is the site which states the rules;
http://www.glbfabulous.blogspot.com/

Anyways, if you read it, it does state that the mods can't kick people just 'because' and before they kick they have to give a warning.

I walked in and X.Kett and another girl were talking about the end of the earth, etc. X.Kett kept blabbing on about how everything dies, everyone is doomed, etc, fair enough. The other girl stated that its true, but people need to live their life happy, and called X.Kett an emo, which she truly was being.

X.Kett decided that was too much heat for her and kindly kicked the poor, innocent babe.


THATS WHEN I STEPPED IN, Reminding her about the rules of the room. She turned on the tough act, bitching about everything possible and eventually just kicked me too.

I of course, didn't let it be, and went back in. The arguing continued for a bit, and then another Moderator came in, Chritori. He began to argue alongside X.Kett, thinking he was BOSS. You probably won't know him either, unless you recall the time when Notorious badass DARRYL decided to harrass him whenever he entered a room.

Anyways, I used to have this guy on msn, Chritori, and his ego is wayyy to big for the way he actually is. He's a stuck up pig, & thinks hes a god bless, when really he looks like some premature ape. It's sad really. Our little 'friendship' ended when one day he sent a mass out asking for credits, and then freaked out on me for not giving him any. LOOOOL.




In Conclusion, both are equally shiteous cankers.



Screenies anyone?
Click to enlarge.

This picture is just to prove to the owner what kind of baffoons are running his room.

Isn't it cute how they sit in their lil VIP area, so l33t!

SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE GOOD MODS OF THIS ROOM. ADAM :)

Sorry

Sorry for the lack of updates. I was busy for a bit with work and shit like that, and not A LOT has happened.
There has been some events though, so here's a brief list:


- sometime last week, habbos appeared with the real name of many of us. For instance, there was one named SebastionMondor (they couldn't make one with my properly spelled name cause someone already made one). Other people who had accounts made with their names: Sara (Exaggerations), Janelle (Wabbits), and Emily (Softest).

We all figured out it was Naomi aka Suiting, with the possible help of Steph (YummiIsBanned). How cute of them to take all that time to honour us. ^^ Thanks guys.

- Another 10 year old bitch was causing drama when she accused Darryl (Weezor) of being a girl in real life. This is astonishing as he has a webcam and I don't think any girl in their right mind would act the way he does -___- hahaha woman beater group. Anyways he set her straight and gave her some ground rules. She was very afraid and obliged to all he said.



That's all that has really happened.

By the way, 66 posts on the last blog? Haha.

Oh, and Kat aka Uk, Whisperer and Hello is quitting. Sob. Here's to you kat. <3

11 year old skanks.

Seb:
Sorry I haven't been updating...I've been working, busy, making out with psymon, yada yada, the same old routine.
So I don't know if anyone has noticed, but there is one habbo user who may even be more of a suck-up than Hixon himself. Does anyone know who I'm talking about? Well here's a few hints.



-She has posted on these blogs before, begging to be put on the 'Habbo's Most Awesome'.
-She is 11 years old.



YES!! CORRECT!! It's YummiIsBanned, also known as STEPH.



When I came onto my msn today for the first time in a awhile, I was bombarded with her constant messages of 'check your email'.

So finally, I do. And guess what I find? More pointless gossip from her, and about my own fucking FRIENDS. Heres the email she sent me:

Kay, so about yesterday, march 16, 2009, Pal aka .Rawr?... made
a dramatic exit.he claimed that he was quitting because Adrian was quitting, and
that there was so much e-beef.So he made a huge deal of him quitting, locked
himself in a room that said "feeling bad, dont come" and then went to random
rooms giving people his furniand made people feel bad for him and all this shit.
Then he leaves, i try haxing his account, but it doesnt work. later on i find
out he changed his password, only 5 minutes after "quitting" and he claimes to
have "logged on to say goodbye to people that were offline". Well, i have
various freinds that didnt get the goodbye message. He also stated that he might
come back next week. Too much drama for a week hiatus..There was tension between
Yummiisbanned, (Steph) Accubation, (Katie) and Phancy. (Nancy) Steph was mad at
Katie and Nancy for stupid reasons, and Pal decided to give Steph some dirt on
Katie that he claimed to have. He told Steph that Katie was anorexic and weighed
about 80 pounds at 14 years of age. Steph later found out that was a huge
rumour, and Katie and Nancy tried arguing in Pal's guestbook. Pal later locked
his guestbook and put up a note that said, why are girls jealous of me?!Will Pal
really return? If so, how will things go down? It seems he has a lot of haters.
Comment on your thoughts.uhm, seb. thats my MINI Article. you dont have to
copypaste all of it, but i hope you put it up :)

Wow.

So anyways, Steph knows that I'm Pal's friend and I tell her that. We start arguing and stuff because everyone knows how FUN it is to argue with prepubes, and finally she is begging for forgiveness again, probably because she wants to be so desperately on "Habbos Most Awesome."





Getting to the point though...The stories that Steph tells above are really really biased. I heard the other half of the story, and basically the fight started with Pal dropping a fucking ICM into his friend Adrian's (.Age-) room. Adrian freaked out for some WEIRD reason ( ... I dont get it, rly.)
But here is what he wrote on Pal's guestbook.

Eh...I'm actually friends with Adrian ( or was...I suppose) but seriously? This is really immature. Who the fuck cares, grow up. How can you get mad at Pal for spreading rumours about snitty girls when the person you're siding with is sending me shit on all of you?

Steph wanted to get gossip for this and I decided to see how far she would actually go to try to make the list, and she said she would get dirt on any of her close friends if I wanted her to. Nice eh?

Have your own opinions on this fight, but personally I'm hoping Pal comes back to Habbo.

Sorrry !

Psymon here.

Sorry for the in-activeness, I guess.


Been busy with my new women, work, living a social life PLUS I'm going to Italy in 9 days so y'know, been preparing for that. (:


I don't know what Seb's excuse is, maybe he's just lame.


Plus I'm sick so idk if I'll even get a chance to go on today PLUS my friend is coming over to write an essay on my computer since he's never heard of a library before.

k so peace out hopefully seb does SOMETHING around here,

Habbo's Most Annoying

As you may have seen, I moved luke-master into a section of his own called "Habbo's Most Annoying". Many people wonder why he isn't on "Habbo's Most Hated".

Well the answer is that being on "Habbo's Most Hated." is actually an honour. The people on this list are actually respected but hated at the same time by many people. They have earned their position.

However, "Habbo's Most Annoying", is about being a follower, illiterate, pesty, oblivious, and seemingly retarded. They wish they were hated and try to be annoying to earn the spot, but really everyone just thinks they are a joke.

Heres some other things that I shall be exposing about Luke-master (Cody.)

- he thinks that girls like him, when really they just use him for his furni/respects. Kat (Whisperer) did this continuously, even though she and other people constantly told him she was using him, but he didn't care.

- he thinks hes some artist. He thinks his rollercoaster tycoon videos ( www.youtube.com/users/CodyBoyesProductions ) Is a work of art. He also claimed to be a great drawer on his blog ( http://www.codysconscience.blogspot.com/ ) but he showed Kat one of his drawings on webcam and it looked like a kindergartener's scribbles.

- he's admitted that he has no friends IRL, and they don't invite him anywhere...hmm, I wonder why.

- he claims not to be gay but this happened with Kat (she is on her spare account in these screenies)

Oh...and here is him on webcam for Kat...gorgeous...He's thirteen.

A tear stained e-mail

hi im seb im self conscious so i have 2 make a poll and pay people 2 vote for me for dat extra boost of confidence until i get home and cry and masterbate and wonder why im not as sleek and beautiful as you, psymon.


Oh weird Seb you sent me that e-mail ?
That's pretty sad.
):

lolol anyways I just wanted to remind everyone our SPECTACULAR CONTEST is still running.
Which was...guess what I was sucking on (like a week ago)

Prize was tubmaster. So here's some previous guesses which were wrong. So it's still up for grabs, losers.

Whisperer guessed: a Ring Pop
Desmedt and Airra and LaBeouef guessed: a lollipop
Oingo Boingo guessed: Ice Breaker Mints
Picaresque guessed: A rootbeer lollipop
Misfortuned guessed: Sour Keys
Creatize guessed: Seb's dick


BTW so sad I missed last nights escapade.
I was kinda busy with my women. you know how it is.

oh right, i guess you don't.

Ewww

for some reason, some people cannot always see the blog or it appears black.
WEIRD.
But i think if you go down to the side of the blog where the archives are, you can click directly onto a post and see it.

Does that work for anyone?

Skeletor.

So Emphatic aka "Brandy" has decided to make a nice little response for me (by "little" i mean trilogy...try to stay awake during it ) , she even took a photo! I must say, the anorexia has definitely worked for her.

I replied on her "shoutout box" so you guys can check that out. Nothing epic.







Oh....and her boyfriend Tyler aka Jibbing definitely deserves better. I mean, sure she's lost the weight, but is she really that pretty? I dont think so. She even admits that.
Maybe I should seduce him? Drag him to the dark side? Haha


Heres the lovely exposed site for you all:



http://facesofcax.webs.com/

Drama in the Mcdonald's Kitchen

Seb:
Today I was hanging out with some friends in a McDonalds room.
Suddenly, chaos struck.

Actually, it started out quite bizarrely when Emphatic, aka "Brandy" kept saying "SEB MY SITE IS BETTER THAN YOURS".
I'm not sure what the fuck her site is, and I didn't care at all. Why would I argue on which site is better? Pointless. So I just loled and continued on as normal.
But then Kat (whisperer) decided to nicely point out that Gossipguys ACTUALLY IS THE BOMBBB.
Brandy, the psycho bitch:

She took this very badly and started to spaz on us both. When I intervened, Brandy said, "Pica, whoever you are, butt out!" When only moments before she KNEW my name was Seb! LOL.

The fighting grew to a whole new level. I have highlighted a main part of the argument below.

[Click to enlarge]

Oh, and a source exposed this picture of her:

hottt.

A Brother - or something more?

A new story has erupted from the depths of the case of whether or not ColaPepsi is actually Hixon.
Whisperer, my former e-girlfriend but now ex-e-girlfriend once claimed that they were the same person, but recently they appeared in the same room together talking at the same time.

The truth is that Hixon is actually ColaPepsi's brother.
He is one year older than ColaPepsi and claims to be '17'.
Am I the only one who can't see this? He can barely type. I'm saying hes 13 tops.
YummiIsBanned, aka Steph, who is only 11, can type and communicate way better than these boys.

Some other people have been saying that ColaPepsi and Hixon have had sexual relations, ehhh.
What do you think?

Killer Thighs

This conversation was on msn with Buckle, aka Cassidy.

cassidy says:
seb i have panty butter
sebastian says:
oh really..o_o
cassidy says:
lick it up please
sebastian says:
cassidy, dont do this
cassidy says:
oh im moaningmoan moanuhhh
sebastian says:
you are deeply disturbed
cassidy says:
you're so hot, lick me up plz
sebastian says:
no, i dont want to
cassidy says:
but im so hot in the pants right now and i need you...please...
sebastian says:
sighh
cassidy says:
jk rowling



what should i do about this? please give me advice, friendly readers.

Hixon = COLAPEPSI

Seb here.

The truth behind desperate wannabe "ColaPepsi" has finally come out into the open.

I wasn't the only one who noticed less and less of his appearance in the habbo environment. Instead, there was this new habbo named "Hixon."
I had a fishy feeling about him from the start, and when I would p2k him in games he wouldn't even be phased. (desperate wannabe suckupish ways)
He was also delightfully nubbish. For instance, he couldn't spell 'coming' right and instead spelled it 'comeing' on his mission.

I feel very disappointed in myself that I did not make the connections immediatly, but thankfully my e-girlfriend Whisperer was very smart and showed me all of the proof I needed to be convinced.

This picture, although not a confession, definitely provokes great suspicion. Why is the subject [ColaPepsi might be lieing] again, he can't spell, and is very defensive about being on the list directly after ColaPepsi (which he probably added thinking his account would be deleted...nubs)

Anyways, here is the photo, make of it what you will:

Psymon's Stupid Bitch of the Day Award

Hey. This is Psymon and my stupid bitch of the day award goes to Darryl (Weezor) and his little butt buddy, LaughTrack, who's so meaningless I don't even know his name.


As a gamer, we all like to have our little jokes and pranks on each other. But these two fuckfaces are the most ANNOYING, JUVENILE, PREPUBESCENT little fucks I have ever had the displeasure of being in a room with.

Guaranteed if I saw them on street, I would drop kick those muthafuckas.


They lie, cheat, make up excuses, demand redos, and bitchbitchbitch. Yeah, reminds me of me, when I was 12.

SO, they get my Stupid Bitch of the Day Award, and congratulations on making it a double, you son of a bitches.

Got Beef?

It's come to my attention of the battling beef between our gamers Jav and Steph (YummiIsBanned, or something). The duo first caught my eye in a Name That Singer, where they were openly cussing out at each other.

When I asked Jav about the situation, he claimed it was all because he showed her his picture, and asked for hers in return, and got 'no' for an answer.

Sounds fishy, and I know fishy. (been around seb on his period)

Is it a lovers quarrel? Black mail of nudes? Or perhaps something deeper?

MORE ANGELS!

While busily advertising the site as usual, two more angels came tumbling from the sky in a break of clouds and a beam of white light. They graced me with their generosity and HALLELUJAH I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT.

Anyways, I'd like to thank the sexy Womanizur (Ryan) and the very eager Creatize (Eddie) for blessing our advertising room with furni to keep a flow of traffic !!
THANKS FELLAS. Gossipguys heart you.


If you'd like to be an angel, come and donate some junk to the GossipGuys Furni4Respects advertising room, located via Vaccine.

Peace out nukkas, I'm going to the casino to sin !
-PSYMON.

A Dying Habbo Walks Among us

We all knew something had to be wrong with Crankk. when we saw her picture, but we didn't think it would be this bad.

Is Crankk. dying?
What type of STD does she have exactly?
Did she contract this STD from TootyApex?

The details surrounding this horrifying story still remains a mystery.
All we can know for sure is this screenie that Luwam, Labeouf trusted in our site.

-Sebastian

FAKE?!?!

There has been wide speculation regarding the Habbo user, "JENNiiFER," and her legitability.Normally seen in 'The Welcome Lounge' or on the gaming floor, she is fairly commonly known and seen.

However, recent news has spread that she is INDEED fake. A brawl occured in the Welcome Lounge where user, "TakeItEz" revealed the blunt and honest truth behind JENNiiFER,.

The Facts:

• JENNiiFER, claimed that she does go on cam, but when asked for her to go on and prove herself, she refused saying that she got rid of her webcam.

• She had an opportunity to meet up with someone on habbo, agreed, but quickly ditched the plans.

She spreads this photo around, claiming it to be her, but what doesn't make sense is that she lives in Montreal and claimed to know people from a school called "Options."
TakeItEz, who was familiar with this, questioned WHY JENNiiFER, would even know people from this school since everyone who goes to it is physically, mentally disabled or has learning disabilities.
Is JENNiiFER mentally disabled or physically disabled? Is she faking her photo to fit in?

VVVVVVVVVVV FAKE VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV FAKE VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV FAKE

A message to JENNiiFER, :
We, as Habbos, are very willing and able to accept your differences. Please show your true self. (Mentally disabled?)

Angels Among Us

Seb and myself have been brain-storming ideas to get the word of our wonderful site across.

So I did a Furni 4 Respect with our site plastered everywhere.


But, it only became truly successful when two angels touched down from Heaven. They are
Nicole (DinoSour,) and Shawn (wholedamnshow) They graced me with their generosity, and with that, the room was a hit.

I thank them. <3

Crankk. EXPOSEDD

Seb:

Crankk. was being a bitch as usual so the only logical thing to do was to expose her at last.
I got this picture from a reliable source.
Shes pretty hot, in psymons opinion.






Oh, and proof:

PSYcedelic Contest

That's right.

Time for a lil ol' fashioned ol' canadian fun contest.


First to correctly guess the answer will win, oh, a dicemaster I guess.


REMEMBER BITCHES,

You'll have to add me as a friend and send me an instant message with your guess!
Only one guess.

I'll start with an easy question this week. First person to guess correctly wins, but if no one guesses within a few days then you can smd.

QUESTION:

What am I currently sucking on?


Could be anything! Like...Seb's dick. (nawt)

Psymon's Stupid Bitch of the Day Award

Hay, I'm Psymon.

And my Stupid Bitch of the Day Award goes to iKimmy.



While dominating a game of Name That Singer as usual, I- (Seb was probably checking out the gay category on RedTube.com) nice as always, did a last to stand. Some hoe got last, and then burst into a fit of hysterics, claiming Seb and myself to be scammers with the host.

Of course I told her to PEACE OUT but of course the little slut kept coming back, screaming crazy antics and causing a scene. Needless to say, she's been dubbed STUPID BITCH OF THE DAY.



Click for bigger picture!

A Dying Wish

Seb:

Today my dying wish was to play a game of Name That Singer.
But alas, when I showed up, the door had been shut.
By some random miracle, the door opened for me.

It was this man's doing:

The Old days.

Ian (Harlot!) came online today.
It reminded me on how much i missed the good ol' days

From left: Angry guy: Brad (Bourne) , Seb (Picaresque.) , Keegan (kegx) , Girl on shoulders: Diana (Subway) , Guy below her: Psymon (Vaccine. ) , guy saying everyones name...Waleed? I think? haha , Yellow ribbon guy: Jason ( Portmanteau) , Stoner guy: Josh ( Bible ) , Fatty with green hair: Kyle, (Coolman126) , Ian (Harlot!) , Lily ( Lilykins ), Sam (goofydevil92)


(CLICK 2 SEE WHOLE PIC)

AWESOME

A Ceremony Gone Wild

Today I (Sebastian) was chilling with my friends Julian ( Acquist ) , Jess (Fabulater) and Cody (luke-master).

We got on the topic of love & marriage.

Luke and Jess had been dating for roughly 2 years, so finally Luke decided to pop the big question.

They wanted me to be the priest, and Julian was the best man, flowergirl, and ring barrer.

We went to the chapel and all was going well, until chaos struck.

In came some ghetto bitch named Whisperer. I had no idea who tha hell she was but she was very angry at the wedding. Just as luke had said his lovely vows, Jessica seemed to have a confession.

She said,

"Luke, I have a confession.

I'm a chick...

with a dick."







needless to say the wedding was cancelled.

OrangeTomatoes STRIKES AGAIN!

We all knew he was gay, but into incest too?!

(Click for closeup.)

This occured only moments after OrangeTomatoes had seen the site.
After being ridiculed by several people in the room, he was lashing out at everyone and everything and let this little secret slip.
oopsy?

Wow, Just Wow.

It's sad how desperate some habbos are.

OrangeTomatoes- GAY FOR ME?!

SEB HERE

Recently I was playing a "Name That Singer" in Crankk.'s room ( yes , cousin of tootyapex ) . All was well until the game began and as I looked over the room, I had the unpleasant surprise of seeing several fobulars and pre-pubbos (pre pubescent habbos) in the room. These habbos were OrangeTomatoes and ColaPepsi.
ColaPepsi, notoriously noobish and a follower of many, didn't seem to be much of a problem. It was only moments before he was sucking up to everyone, including me.

Anyways, getting to the main story. OrangeTomatoes of course picked me when he won, so I handled it by p2sing, no crime in that correct?

However, as the game progressed, OrangeTomatoes began to REV. I was beginning to get a fishy feeling, that he was perhaps very upset about something more extreme.
I soon got my answer: (CLICK IMAGE FOR PROOF.)





So there you have it. OrangeTomatoes has some serious hots for me.
I suggest this to him..:

Tootles everyone!

a new era has began.

Welcome to GossipGuys, with your boyfrans Seb (Picaresque.) and Psymon (Vaccine.)

Here to dish all the dirt on the hablebrities and the not so e-famous on Habbo.ca
From scandalous scammers, latest gossip, and pictures that should have been burned.


Bitches, you better watch your backs because you never know when we could be lurking. (:



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