InJustice At Its Worst

PSYMON.


There is alot of hate and rudeness in this world, and it just so happens I've fallen prey into the trap of IN JUSTICE.


My dear friend Seb is no stranger to the Gay Bi Lesbian room owned by the fabulous Breton, and he tells me of this boy, Chritori , or as his friends like to call him 'Clitoris Chris', who has been constantly harassing and kicking him from the room!

I approached him nicely and asked why he would do such a thing when I carelessly and accidentally clicked the door! When I returned there was a lot of talk that Chris kicked me, who is known for this, but I was too timid and embarrassed to come forward with the truth.

When I approached him again he said some very rude thing and began kicking me, Seb and my LOVELY GENEROUS FRIEND, Kat. For no reason! I tried to explain this to Breton but Chris had corrupted him to believe I was doing it by myself!


Well here is the proof from Chris's own spermy mouth.



I'm innocent, as usual, but I was un-fairly banned from the room! For what? Support the gays and their rights. With so many homophobes in the world, you think people like me would be welcomed with open arms. But no, not on this cold hearted day.

Kett Exposed.

Kett, aka bitch of the gay room.

http://www.nexopia.com/users/XkeltX/


Her nexopia. She looks butch.

PSYMON.


^ Seb insisted we must use these now to decipher who's who. ALSO I should have copyrighted my Stupid Bitch of the Day award as he snatched it from me. (:

Anyways onto the main event.




It has come to my attention a reply to my blog that I posted about 20 years ago. I forgot what's-his-face existed, but someone brought me the link to his reply!

http://www.habbo.ca/groups/22176/id/discussions/24411/id/page/1

There it is folks, he also went to the trouble to reply it to the blog too, how delicious.

FIRSTLY, I'm THRILLED you actually went out of your way to reply to my adorable blog, which I do for entertainment purposes, not because I actually care about your life. If anyone strutted around like that, mark my words I'd write about it. So don't think I have some sort of gay crush on you because I choose to address you, AWHH. I was so ecstatic when you broke your own commandment of never posting on the forums again to reply to little ol' me, I must be like l'Oreal cause I'm worth it. (:

SECONDLY, I don't think one can talk about 'individualism' while only speaking about how great they are. Let us consult dictionary.com.
hem hem.

1. a social theory advocating the liberty, rights, or independent action of the individual.


I don't recall hearing about ANY OF THOSE THINGS in your blog? All I could hear was 'I'M THE MOTHER EFFING BEST AT EVERYTHING, EVERYONE BUT ME SUCKS, I'M THE NEXT HITLER,'

Maybe you should correct yourself and talk about 'YOUR' individualism, which doesn't seem like it anyways, it's just alienating yourself from everyone by sounding like a d-bag. You state things like 'you don't rely on depending on anyone else cause it's WEAK'
Sorry I don't see nothing about InD!viDUUULISSSUMMMM there. You bring up random things like borrowing or asking for Habbo furniture, which you don't do which makes you some sort of heroic individual? Er NO it just means maybe you're hard working because you get it yourself.
And bitching how you're an individual because you don't seek help? This is called INDEPENDENCE do we need to call about Dictionary.com again so you can get this straight? If you wanna blog, go ahead. Just make sure your on topic instead of jumping all over the place carrying the wrong idea the entire time.


Basically to sum myself up, you may CLAIM you're an individual but the only thing you're REALLY doing is bitching about WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO. EVERYONE BUT ME DOES THIS EVERYONE BUT ME DOES THAT. I'm pretty sure millions of other people are JUST LIKE YOU but they're not enough of an asshole to go proclaiming it like they're Jesus.

Like you just need to calm down. The only thing different about you is your genes. Everyone is alike. Everyone has the same traits. There is NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT YOU. So stop thinking you are.



ALSOOOO, to quote you,

"I've been recieving pages of posts and someone even bothered to make a thread directed at me. Bless their soul... <3"

Uh, isn't this what HALF of YOUR threads are about ? Bitching about the actions of others? So forgive me if I detect some hypocrisy.
In addition,

"Yes I am superior to the players of Habbo, but not because I say I am, but because I truly believe I am"


Well all Jews and Blacks should burn in hell ! I truly believe this.


(no actually I don't)

But just because you THINK something, doesn't mean it's RIGHT. You can go ahead and think that all you want, but stop forcing it down on everyone like it's a religion. A Jorsian religion that's what it is. With a bible of the Stow Storm icon on it.

You're entitled to your opinions as I am and as Brad Pitt is. But no one wants to hear how great you are. How AWESOME you are. Cause you're not. You're some kid in grade 10 who has yet to see anything in his life time and learn some wisdom, and there's nothing special about you. I don't care what yo momma says, you're average.




In conclusion, don't even bother claiming I have no life. I do this for entertainment purposes like I mentioned. You're the one who writes 80 of these a day.

I don't hate you, you're just really annoying and need to get yo shit together. I know you probably pull everything you write out of your ass cause you like the drama and attention and publicity.

but u know what.

SO DO I.

pce xoxo
gunna go see the hangover!!!!!

Reale Vrs Jorsian.

Seb:

Good afternoon Gossip Guy readers. A rising issue has been circling Habbo's gaming rooms between user Reale (Rush) and jorsian (Jordan), and it is now become more heated than ever. I've decided to take it into my own hands to figure out what the underlying issue is between the two. We start the investigation with an interview with Reale, followed by an interview with jorsian. Read and review each interview before YOU make the decision of who is crazy and who is c-c-c-COOL.

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< Q: What was the cause of the fight between you and user Jorsian? How did it start and what has happened?

Reale Answered:
K .. it started with his individualism post and what not so i commented on it and he didnt reply then later on he wrote on my gb saying "Rushie, I read what you wrote on my page and it was really mean. I'm not going to respond because I know that it will just start a huge fight. I know that you're just mad that I'm up against you in the prom but that's just how it is." and i wrote back sayin..
"Okay jordan im sorry if i worded it the wrong way and came on too strong what i meant is Im telling it like i see meaning the way you act is the way im responding ... so lets just ignore eachother and we will both do fine."
and he said, "There is no, "like it is", you don't know me. No one on this hotel knows me. The person you see playing revenge is just a fake. I just act nice so that I can blend into the crowd. I've been an outcast among others on this site for years but I have finally learned why people try to conform to the system. I have a real personality, and it might even differ from yours, but that doesn't mean it's incorrect."
It continued on back and forth, and well basically he's like you said we should ignore eachother and you keep saying stuff infront of my face and im like ye ik i cant keep my words in so you take them in and he's like saying shit about how he's better than me at everything and all that shit.

Q: Okay so, with all that in mind, were you friends with jordan before this fight?

Reale Answered:

Not really, we barely talked and shit, but wayyyyy back we were friends. He's like fking changing and shit, maybe puberty hit? idk.

Q: I see, well talking more about how you feel about Jordan directly, If you could choose an animal for Jordan to be, what animal would that be and why?

Reale Answered:

Okay I choose a rat because they are fast but they are sloooowww at the same time... they fall for all the traps and they are tremendously annoying.

Q: Alright, makes sense. And for the final question; What would you rather: Be forced to be t-bagged by Jordan while he plays snowstorm, or make out with your mom and put it on youtube?

Reale Answered:
EWWW. UGH I GUESS THE FIRST ONE BUT ID KILL HIM AFTER.

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Seb:

Alright, to everyone's pleasure, it is now time to begin Jordan's part of the interview! Time to find out what he's really about, and to allow him to tell his side of the story. JOY TO THE HEAVENS.

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Q: So go ahead and tell your side of the story; how did this fight start, did you feel she started it or was it mutual? How did it progress and do you think it will end anytime soon?

Jorsian Answered:
As Reale responded in her interview it started with my thread on individualism. She responded with something very uncalled for, before she responded with that I thought we were friends but after that I knew that what I was experiencing was work of the devil. As she says the fight did continue on our guestbooks and it even became worse when the yearbook came around. You see, we were running for the same position (Best dressed female) and she didn't like how I was getting more votes than her so she kept telling me how much my outfit wasn't worthy of the position. I felt like she had changed completely, and then just yesterday what really topped it was when Reale and I were in a Haunted Hotel game. Of course, I was in the final three with Reale and Luwam and she started making comments about me. Calling me a fag and other shocking words. I tried not to pay any attention but before you knew it I was fighting back. Eventually she couldn't hold it in anymore and kicked me from the game. That really shows how much of a poor sport she is. In conclusion she has started this fight and hopefully she will end it by apologizing, but I'm not holding my breath. If she wants to continuing exhibiting this immature behaviour I will continue as well.


Q: Hmm, interesting to hear both sides. What do you now honestly feel towards Reale? Is there still a friendship lingering inside, or just pure annoyance?

Jorsian Answered:
There is no friendship beyond the exterior of what you have all been seeing. What I have said infront of the Habbo regulars is exactly how I feel. To put it as lightly as I possibly can I would describe her as a sack of shit. ;)

Q: Mm, light indeed! So I'm sure you know what other habbos have said about you and your many talents and skills (our own fellow blogger even!). Can you answer some of the questions that all of us habbos surely are wondering; What would you say is the #1 thing that you are better than everyone at? Will this skill help you to take over the world someday? Will you be a member of the Illuminati? Are you already?

Jorsian Answered:
Well, if theres one thing I can do better than anybody else it's arguing! There's not one person who could make me eat my words as of yet. If you mean what am I better at on this sepcific site it would be the game snowstorm. I'm not saying that I am the best, but when you add up all my skills and all of the skills of another person, I would have far more. I've had experience within every area of this site.Well I don't have taking over the world marked on my calendar. It's not really one of my goals. I think I'll settle with taking over the Habbo world first. :)

Q: Hah, alright. To be fair, I'll give you the same question that I gave Reale. What animal would you pick her to be? And why?

Jorsian Answered:
I would pick Reale to be an elephant. I think an elephant would really hit her physical appearance spot on if we were to see her. She also acts a lot like an elephant - dumb AND slow!

Q: And for the last question, what is your comment on her choosing to t-bag you while you play snowstorm over making out with her mother? Does that turn you on a bit? Secret fantasy?

Jorsian Answered:

Well I'm not sure how she could T-bag me online... but I guess that's what SHE receives enjoyment from. I definitely do not.

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Seb:

Thanks to both Jordan and Rush who cooperated and now its up to the readers to determine the truth :)

pce out

loserz

Seb:





Hiya all. Guess what time it is ? Time for this week's bitch of the week!



I wouldn't be surprised if you have NO clue who this is, they appeared one day and have already performed enough douchery to make it to this spot!





MAFFLE!


Maffle decided to start "beef" in Ahmed aka Holmes' DYP game against mainly Luwam aka Labeouf aka Labeouf=banned.


After doing some digging, I managed to get a rather exclusive photo of him!! Don't enjoy this too much.

gorgeouz.

No offence, you're fucking crazy.

Psymon:

http://www.habbo.ca/groups/22176/id/discussions/22933/id


This has been brought to my attention.
Ah..Jorsian. aka Jordan. A VERY intriguing topic indeed!

It's basically the most fucking hilarious, craziest thing I have HEARD FOR AWHILE.



For those of you who don't want to read it, this strange fellow basically bitches about
'CLIQUES' and what an AWESOMELY SUPREME INDIVIDUAL HE IS !


You wouldn't believe the huge response blog I wrote...but then I decided against posting it.


CLEARLY Jordan is in some sort of strange emotional pain and his only relapse is Habbo, how tragic. I don't want to further upset this young individual, who flails screaming and projecting tears when he loses a game of Snow Storm. Imagine his reaction to this.

He has no life but to be waaayyy too into himself and while this 13 year old is busy trying to sound more mature beyong his years using words he learned on the back of his Honey Nut Cheerios, he ends up sounding like a complete douche. Trying to be an individual? You're coming off as an unwanted, un-approachable freak. And maybe that's fine with you. But this is a SOCIAL site. I don't wanna see...people...like you clogging up everything with your weird negativity and constant slander of how SUPREME and AWESOME you are.

You bitch about OH THE FORUMS ARE FOR DISCUSSION BUT YOU RUINED IT, BUT I'M CLOSING THE THREAD SO YOU CAN'T DISCUSS.

I had deleted several paragraphs but here I am ranting already! I could go on and on about this boy who I once thought was decent. But he's just a sad, pathetic little person.


also lol :

Individualism [Blog Post #2]
24-May-2009 (4:49 PM)

FTAO TJFFK
24-May-2009 (4:17 PM)

I am leaving these hate filled public forums once and for all. I've never seen so many god damned trolls in all my life. You people feed off of your own energy. People like me are why you exist. This is my final public forum post EVER. I have no need for your pointless dribble it is merely holding me back.


Pretty sure you bring on the hate, Jordy!
And our pointless dribble is holding you back from what, your life on Habbo?
Never seen so many trolls? Check out /b/ cutie!

Serioussssllyyy. I could go on and on on but I mean, Habbo isn't my life. That's why -I- blog maybe a few times a month a best. not 17 times a day.

Psymon to leave Habbo?

Okay I'm not QUITTING but something is seriously fucked with my Habbo and it's making it hella annoying and nawt fun to play.


1) I can't play my adored games. Seb used to constantly get furious with me cause I was always in the WL playing SS or BB. Now I CAN'T ! And it 's terrible! I can't join games, it doesn't show existing games on the joystick icon and I can't create them either!


2) I get flooded ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Everytime I enter a room, I can't preform my greeting duties as I get flooded after speaking about, 2 words. I'm not even kidding. It's fucking ridiculous.

3) I can't stalk people. I'm soooz lonely and left out cause I don't know where anyone is! IT'S BUH,BUH,BULLSHIT!!


Anyways YES all these things are very annoying and pestersome and I don't seem much point in the game since I can't enjoy it hardly so hopefully this fixes itself soon.


ps. I also tried playing SS on .com. Didn't work.
Also re-downloaded Shockwave Player AND Javascript. No results.


Can Habbo really be the same without me, despite the fact I'm not on very much cause I'm awesome like that?

I think not.

SparkleTheCutie - BICURIOUS

I always knew that Cam, also known as SparkleTheCutie had a lil crush on me. It was so cute when he finally admitted it :) But he went a lil far.

See for yourself; click to enlarge.

Creatize aka Eddie, EXPOSED.

Today I decided to do some digging on certain habbos.
After many long hours of tedious searching, I managed to find a little video that one of our habbos made.
It was Eddie, also known as Creatize's video.
In this video you will see who Eddie truly is.

Here it is;
enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBNOkGsI47E

viets also known as "Sandy" Exposed.

Do you know viets also known as Sandy?
Many people do.
But not many people know who she truely is.
She asked me to make this blog to show people her beautiful/sexy self.
Enjoy.

click to see full pic.

Secrets of a Gay Man revealed

So a lot of you probably find the stories concerning me told by Sebastian QUITE amusing. Well guess what. THEY ARE FALSE, MALICIOUS LIES!

I am not POOR. I don't get high EVERY DAY. And I didn't sell my cat for drug money! SHE'S SLEEPING ON THE COUCH RIGHT NOW OKAY? And also the one time I puked at his house he claims it it was neon pink. This is false. It was neon orange.

Ok if you didn't know Seb was telling alllll the mean stories about me which he's probably gunna post next!

Anyways, here are some VERY TRUE stories about Seb.


1) When Seb was a child he was terrified of a cup with a picture of a smiling duck on it. NO JOKE. Actually terrified.

2) Seb cried when his mom didn't let him go to the Billy Talent concert with me. I got to go, of course.

3) Once I had myspace but Seb's mom didn't allow him to have myspace (he was like 12) so he went on mine. But I was like FUCK THAT I LIKE PRIVACY so I changed my password then Seb started blackmailing me if I didn't give him my password he wouldn't get me an Underoath ticket!!!!

4) A few summers ago we were at my friends cabin and me and seb were in the room above the garage but he got all scared cause the 'spiders' and 'bugs' so we had to go back into the main cabin LOOLOL. He always is the little bitch women making me kill bugs and icky things.

5)Last year we were playing beach volleyball and I threw a grasshopper at Seb and he screamed and got mad at me and didn't play anymore.

6) Once I took my friends camera to school and I followed Seb into the bathroom and I put the camera over the top of the door and took a picture of him taking a dump and he bursts out all screaming and CRYING and made sure I deleted the pictures even though you couldn't see anything. SELF CONCIOUS?

7) Once in grade 8 my other friend lost a pair of my pants and I KNEW he lost them so Seb took HIS side when I was like UM HE LOST THEM and they didn't believ me and there was a big fight and guess what> HE FOUND MY PANTS! So seb looked like a huge loser when he should have been on my side and looked cool LMAO

8)Once I found Seb's journal and it was about in grade 5 or 6 and he was talking about his friend who fell on the monkey bars and got slightly hurt, like a scraped knee. But she's a drama queeeeeen...anyways this is what he wrote:
so and so fell off the monkey bars today and got hurt. Was I really about to lose my best bud?
LMAFO HOW RETARDED CAN U BE.


9) Seb had a lil boyfriend in grade 8 or something and he dumped him cause the bf wouldn't kiss him like DO IT URSELF.

10) Once Seb came over and he farted really loud in my bathroom and then I was like.
"I heard you"
and he started screaming with laughter cause he didnt know I was near by.


Ok this is a special moment me and Seb had. Once we were having a sleepover...this was like last summer. So we were talking before we go to sleep (we always do) and we were talking and getting all deep and Seb started crying because alot of my friends treated me like shit and he was sosoosos sad for me that it affected him that much and I started crying and yeah I'll never forget that moment!

Just Another Bitch From The Block

Another blog about my hatred for people who 'rev' in games.

Here's how it started:
I came into a FF room, eager and quite excited to play! However, eKissing was in the room and she was arguing with a pomlong. All eKissing could say was "You are the weakest link- goodbye." I have to admit, the pomlong was eKicking her ass. The owner "annaa." took this bitch eKissing's side and kicked the pomlong. Once the pomlong was gone, eKissing addressed the room, "See what happens with you mess with me? So dont." All smug and 'tough.' I thought this was quite funny and as Nancy (Monomania) and Rush ( Reale), entered the room, I told them the story and they were amused as well. She got mad at us for mocking her and threatened us with, "You shouldn't have done that in this game. I'm gonna rev you all."
This of course boiled my blood REAL GOOD so I decided that if she wanted to play dirty, so would I. Me, Rush, and Nancy all team-traded her through the game. She lost, and decided to rev me ( as seen in the LOVELY screenie. )
Rush p2p for me since im still poor from my perm (THANKS RUSH!!) and the next round commenced. eKissing lost again and continued to bitch about my trading to the owner. I was kicked, so I came back and we were all freaking on the owner so she kicked eKissing too LOL.
Anyways, Rush won the game. GOOD GOIN!!

[click to enlarge and see the magic]

Rise from the Dead

Yeah, guess what, IT'S ME.
PSYMON.
THAT'S RIGHT.

I hear there's been a lot of bitchin' about my lack of commitment to the site, well let me tell you a lil sum sum.

THERE'S LIKE. NO DRAMA.
I HAVE A LIFE.


that's..really it. So I decided to re-new my love for the site and TRY and find some gossip.
Mostly just Brooke and Nancy being whores or something...which isn't news to anyone. ): LOLOL.



Fine, I'll have another SUPER CONTEST !!!!


Question.

What am I eating for supper?



winner gets uh...tubmaster.

A BLESSED EVENT

Today at around 10:00 pm a game began...and it was a game like no other

it was

ChineseNoodle's game of SHOUT IT OUT.

Normally I hate shout it out but this was beyond any experience I've ever had.
I beat notorious bad boyz TRAVIS and DARRYL.

That's right.

And it was all thanks to ChineseNoodle, the greatest host in the universe.

This is him.







He gave me HC.
I'm so poor.

The Most Tragic Loss

The unthinkable has occurred.

My beloved account, Picaresque., has been PERMED!

I am shattered. It's stupid because I've never had a 30 day or anything, just BOOM PERM.

The thing I will miss most about the account was my l33t clothes, my xmas room, and the rep!

Anyways, my new account is Metronomes
Add me cause I have like 4 friends so far. YAY. Also donate.

I just realised there has been no posts in so long. Blame psymon.

Personal Hygene

People should keep themselves nice and clean - for the world's well being.

That is all.

Click to enlarge.

Spazzing 101

Anyone who has played habbo long enough soon realizes that PKR is lame to have in a game to begin with, and even if PKR is an option, YOU DON'T REV.



Why?

1.) People who rev are sore losers - why not p2s and just win with your skill?

2.) It's pretty unfair to rev someone just because they were winning



Anyways, I was in Ahmed's (Holmes.) revenge, when suddenly some bitch named !Samtaro comes in the room. She reved Jordan (jorsian) and a fight broke out. Everyone was of course against !Samtaro, who seemed to think everyone in the room were losers for coming on habbo. She also flipped out on Annie (OingoBoingo) when she kindly pointed out the rules of rev.




I hate this. Why do people who COME on habbo harrass other people about going on? Talk about being a hypocrite. I give full props to my friends IRL who bug me about it, but people who actually play and then tell other people they have no life? Wow.



In soon time !Samtaro realized her wrongs and was begging for forgiveness, what a sad little girl.





I recommend this book for her ;

My New Gay Lover

Okay so recently I was on Habbo late at night as always, partying it up with all the cool kids, and I happened to be in a room with Kegx and Emphatic - YES!! BRANDY!!


Okay anyways, what happened was we realised our undying love for one another and she sucked me off a little.

Now that me and her are friends, I would like to confess that I obviously faked her photo- BWAHAHAHA. This is her. SUPER.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

pce out ezzz

-seb

TRICKED U ALL

If you didn't figure it out, the last post is a joke.
APRIL FOOLS DAY!
pal is actually actually a boy. :)
ahdhdsdihssa

Pal - Paulina?

A story like this hasn't graced our blog for awhile.

Last night when I was talking to my friend Pal, I could tell he was very nervous about something. I kept bugging him about what it was, and it took him about 2 hours to reveal that he had been keeping a secret from us this whole time.

What is the secret you ask? It is indeed, that Pal is not Pal at all, in fact he is actually a GIRL. From now on, I will of course use 'she' as awkward as it feels.

She claimed that she wanted to pretend to be a guy because they get more attention on Habbo, and that she thought people would take her more seriously as in singapore, girls are often ignored/disregarded.

I'm not sure how I feel about this, as we all knew Pal's personality and since that hasn't changed, perhaps this whole thing isn't as big as deal as it seems.

She also informed me that she is going to send out a message to everyone sometime today about it, but I am writing this blog because I simply /must/.

Next time Pal, don't lie.